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Originally Posted by monkeybreath
defendant: "this rolex was a bit expensive, so i stole it instead!"
judge: "are you admitting committing theft?"
defendant: "oh but it doesn't matter because £1000 for a watch is a rip off"
judge: "of course! of you go then... case closed"
hmm... don't see it working somehow!
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Actually isnt that what happens currently?
Certainally in this country.
"this rolex was a bit expensive, so i stole it instead!"
judge: "are you admitting committing theft?"
defendant: "oh but it doesn't matter because £1000 for a watch is a rip off, so i robbed it out this geezas house, and he tried to kick me out, I wanna sue him £200000 0 init cause he scratched mi arm and it bled"
judge: "of course! off you go then £200000 0... you might get to do some community service cleaning the grafiti you created if you want, then you can show off your £40000 Saxo to your Chav mates, case closed"
defendant: "cool i can get mi a new body kit for mi saxo insteada that cardboard one, an now I can get a proppa bling Rolex, ya"