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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.
Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al- Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.
US President George W Bush immediately stated that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq did indeed possess weapons of maths instruction.
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