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Gareth · 30-10-2006, 17:06

An oldie...

Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he's just sat at home twiddling his thumbs. Suddenly the phone ring and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited. The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10-ish."

Sean frowns and replies, "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket."

30-10-2006, 17:06	#579
Gareth cf.mega poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 50 Posts: 7,101	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread An oldie... Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he's just sat at home twiddling his thumbs. Suddenly the phone ring and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited. The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10-ish." Sean frowns and replies, "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket."