No matter what the Hymie Rabinowiytz does in bed, his wife never achieves
orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult
their rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over
you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and the
wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
Okay," he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed." Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire a
strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the
husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm
and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming
orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly:
"'You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel.
