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2 NUNS
>There were two nuns...
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>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was
>known as Sister Logical (SL) .
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>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
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>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
>thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
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>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
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>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What
>can we do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
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>SM: It's not working.
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>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
>started to walk faster, too.
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>SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go
>this way. He cannot follow us both.
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>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has
>happened to Sister Logical .
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>Then Sister Logical arrives.
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>SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
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>SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he
>followed me
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>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could
>and
>he started to run as fast as he could.
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>SM : And?
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>SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me
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>SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
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>SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
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>SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
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>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
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>SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than
>man with his pants down .
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>And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you
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