if you had bothered to read Caimh's link
http://www.myspace.com/caimh you would have seen this:
Caimh
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers
"Irish comic based in the UK"
if your happy to run away "If you are not happy with the service from ntl then leave them"
"if i had trouble with ntl i will vote with my feet and go"
as your post implys then perhaps Caimh can use you in his Chicken Kiev recipe .
all in good fun you understand
