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Gareth · 14-09-2006, 16:37

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers.

Redhead sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

14-09-2006, 16:37	#526
Gareth cf.mega poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 50 Posts: 7,101	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Redhead sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"