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Rodders · 10-09-2006, 22:11

Warning...Beer contains Female Hormones

Last month, Scientists at Leicester University released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer & lager.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The findings were that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

10-09-2006, 22:11	#523
Rodders Inactive Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Leicester Services: Sky+HD...VM B/band 10 Meg Posts: 16	A Dire Warning to all us male beer drinkers Warning...Beer contains Female Hormones Last month, Scientists at Leicester University released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer & lager. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The findings were that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.