[Nikko]

I have just signed up for a great offer with TV licensing - for just £120 I get 12 months unlimited access to channels 1-5 on any receiver in my house, and over 3 FM radio stations! Support is excellent, they send a detector van round regularly to make sure the connection is active.

I have also added Council Tax, which means I get my bin emptied almost every week for only £93 a month, and I do not even have to pay VAT on it! This is a fantastic offer, and fast-tracks me beyond the uninitiated that only pay Income Tax to take care of their day to day social needs.

I am seriously considering National Health Contributions as well, as for only 6% of my Gross Income every year, I can be on Unlimited waiting lists for any treatment I may require, over and above the trivial ailments not covered by Duty on beer, fags, petrol and 17.5% VAT on everything.

If anyone else has a heads up on good offers, please post them here.