You know you are getting older when....
- Pensioners are interesting to talk to, rather than smelly boring old dears that knit things you'd rather not wear.
- Getting post is a bad thing not a good thing (eg; bills not love letters)
- You never see your parents, apart from at Christmas and weddings/funerals
- You don't watch telly to be entertained, but to fall asleep
- Pets become companions, not toys
more as I think of them