I've owned three inkjet printers, the first was an HP and the last two were Epson. I want my old HP back ..

Both Epsons have had dreadful problems with clogged nozzles, and the head cleaner utilities for both of them are completely useless. The room the printers have all lived in is not excessively hot or cold, humid or dry, so I can only believe that Epson is to blame. Plus of course the first Epson was dead when I bought it and had to be replaced, and the call centre nerd I spoke to prior to taking it back to the shop was the most unbelievably rude moron I have ever had the displaeasure to talk to.