[Theodoric]

She said: "I was just driving along when all of a sudden these cows came hurtling out of a garden and flew over the car then crashed onto the road.

"Some came over the bonnet and others went right over the roof. I can still see their faces smashing into the glass as the windscreen shattered."

I'm sure it's true but I'm still trying to come to terms with some of the details! So, these cows came rushing out of a garden? Some garden if they could build up enough speed to come hurtling out of it! Over the bonnet, possibly, but leaping over the roof? Obviously the same sort that leapt over the moon!