I've gone for a cardboard box under a tree, no religious representitives and no big fuss. I've picked Amazing Grace and Abide With Me for hymns because not only are they great songs but they're also guaranteed to get the ******* wailing
And if they fail, I've picked REM's Everybody Hurts as a nod to the cheesy modern funerals of today. For the funeral tea, I'm not too bothered (obviously) but I think everybody should be in miltary dress uniform, just for the laugh, and no buffet - a proper meal. Buffets mean food poisoning, things you can't identify and are better off not knowing, and a nightmare time trying to get asparagus and mushroom vol au vent out the carpet after hoards of people have thoroughly trampled it in. Oh and lots of booze so people can get legless and start fighting (my family make the Adamms look functional).
[edit] Oh and hun I really must have Dusty's Going Back as a nod to my sexuality. There'll be a fair few queens at the funeral I imagine.