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Re: What did you want to be as a kid?
I wanted to be a coalman - but I got the sack.
I wanted to be a miner, but it turned out to be the pits.
I wanted to be a cobbler, but got the boot.
I tried out as a plumber, but got the elbow.
I tried out as a stoker, but got fired.
I had a go as a gigolo, but got laid off.
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