PCWorld Gold (£100) System Service:
- Full system inspection (pull side off and look at the complicated cabling)
- Data integrity check (Do a search for *.avi *.divx *.mov *.mpg and save any pr0n to USB hard disk)
- Browser optimisation (check favourites and history for pr0n)
- Full virus scan (install 5 year old version of McAfee, without updates, sweep and uninstall again)
- Component health check (hit harddisk with hammer until head crash... leave in system for next weeks visit
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