I think you qualify as unluckiest bloke in the world for that one matey (although possibly the funniest thing that I've ever heard
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I was once behind a woman at the petrol station who got her key stuck in the petrol cap - not only could she not remove the cap, but she couldn't open her car either. In the end, it took four of us to move her car out of the way for her, while she rang the AA or whoever.