Originally Posted by Graham

I'm not a dog, I'm a cat...

Dogs come when called...

... Cats have answerphones!

Dogs have owners...

... Cats have staff!

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a god!