I'm not a dog, I'm a cat...
Dogs come when called...
... Cats have answerphones!
Dogs have owners...
... Cats have staff!
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a god!
