I meant to get a copy of the Guardian today just for this (but I was late for the train

) so I guess I'd be:
1) Sorry, can't talk now, I'm rushing out to buy today's copy of the Guardian.
I can't normally stand the Guardian it the layout just doesn't have the right feel to it. I also dislike the bad spelling/grammar (although I haven't read it recently so it may be better now), its like getting the units wrong in an equation. If they cant be bothered to get the little things right how on earth can they get the big ones right?