Since I moved from Sky Digital to NTL in 2002, Sky have regularly sent me offers to tempt me back. The one I received today is tempting:
Sky+ stb £199
Free installation
Totally free Family Pack plus Sky World for six months
But . . . . . . . . . . . all I really want is a STB which is as fast as a Sky box and doesn't lock up frequently.
Oh, and interactive which actually works.