Gods, you can't get *AWAY* from the bloody show!
I was on the train today and there was a group of people nattering on about all the bloody people they've got on there and who, from what I overheard, seem to be set up mostly to start fights!
Why can't we have an extra feature on the "red button" that allows you to pick one of the housemates and then switch the shower to cold or dump them out of bed or give them electric shocks when they sit down?
*THEN* I would watch the show...!!
