MCSE ... The real meaning
Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
mail consumed somewhere in exchange
making companies surrender everyday
making computers slow everyday
making computers spew errors
management can't send e-mail
management conned by something expensive
managing crap systems everyday
manipulative closed-source economics
many collisions saturate ethernet
minion of the crappy software empire
misconceived computer science experiment
misunderstanding cryptically strange errors
monkies composing shakespearian equivalents
moron confused by sun equipment
most computers suck eggs
must consult someone experienced
my company screws everyone
my computer's software exploded
my cranium softened easily