Here's an update so far...
Spoke to the OU and they don't do Microsoft certs only their own computing courses.
They did however transfer me to Learndirect (not just the number but an actual call transfer). The lady at Learndirect was helpful, I basically told her the course and she pointed me int he direction of a few companies that offer the course:
- Training link (Birmingham) - 0800 794 2822
- Education Bureau (Lincolnshire) - 01469 519 319
They also gave the the number to Microsoft's Education Helpline:
- 0800 917 0758
Learndirect are on 0800 100 900
I'm off for some din dins then I'm going to make some calls