Good news:
You are SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.
You have a lot to learn from gay men. If you take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach you then girls will stop being disgusted by your behaviour and you'll be more likely to find the woman of your dreams. You require urgent attention.
Actually, I don't know wether that is good or not. On one hand i'm not gay, which i'm pleased about, but on the other hand it is calling me a male chauvanist pig. Hmm.
Edit: Chim: That's good for you. Birds (Err.. sorry, I meant ladies) are supposed to shave and moisterize things. Whatcha put for the "staring at other girls" question?
Me and my ex used to stare and rate girls (and guys) in the street as we passed them I loved that, it was so much fun. Gotta love dating a ladette.