Mmmm thrush, oh happy days, blokes if you're gonna get something from sex, pray it's that
Genital warts was the worst I had for treatment. The "oh **** that ****ing hurts" ointment chemically burns the skin. You walk like John Wayne for about a week!
The real arse of it was I got it from my lodger using my towel, not from sex.
All clear now tho.