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Originally posted by handyman
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy ******* though. me to a tee
i would like to meet :-
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her cheeks.
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Dont we all

Knew a Rachel once, was more like a Tenor than a tenner