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Old 27-04-2004, 22:35   #21
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Re: pest remover dongle....

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Originally Posted by Russ D
It's not even May yet and already I'm getting ants doing the conga in my kitchen and for the life of me I can't see where they're coming from so I'm thinking of investing in one of these - has anyone else tried one or anything similar?
I quote: "Just plug it in and the state-of-the-art pest repeller uses the wiring in your home to create a massive force-field that drives the pests out without killing them, by interfering with their nervous systems, and prevents new pests from coming back."

Cough! Splutter! A massive force field, eh? A magnetic force field? An electric force field? A weak nuclear force field? A strong nuclear force field? A gravitational force field? May I suggest that a more likely force field is a massive b*ll-sh*t force field.

And if it did work, I'd suggest that anyone with a heart pacemaker kept well clear of it!
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