This is even more unmissable than the air guitars
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This auction is for absolutely nothing. If you win it then absolutely nothing will be despatched to you without delay. I have lots of nothing I would like to see the back of - particularly in my bank account. I have more nothing filling my fridge. And my employer continuously provides me with nothing to fulfil my life.
My wife tells me I offer her nothing at all times and has threatened to leave me because of it. So I am reluctantly forced to choose between nothing and her. If anybody would like to offer me nothing for my wife I would be happy to consider. No, just kidding. The wife stays and the nothing goes!
So, if you are fortunate enough to need nothing in your life then this could be the auction for you!
In case you need reminding, the picture below shows a typical example of what nothing looks like.
I am told that in life nothing comes cheap, which is why I am starting bidding at just 1p with free P&P!!.
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