Dad came off his motorbike down at Wickham crossroads, some woman was steaming along and it was either be hit by her or dive down the ditch.
He got up to brush himself off and fell over.
He got up and again fell over.
Then he looked down to see a bit of metal through his leg.
Thankfully some student nurses were passing and took him off to hospital.
Then there was the time a couple of days before he married mum, some old codger pulled out in front of him, dad dropped the bike and hit his wheels.
The old guy was too blind to see but hadn't been to the doctor because he knew he'd lose his licence.
Dad came away from that with a broken toe and the top of his left thumb hanging off.
The only accident I had on my bike was when I stopped at a red traffic light and got hit up the back by a bus because the driver thought I had gone through the red light!
