[NitroNutter]

OK lets get it on
WHY does ntl take 4 weeks or more to allocate a debit card payment to my account, and EVEN LONGER for bad Service REBATES.
Why does NTL use 2nd class post for bills which takes at least a week to get to me then accuse ME of BEING LATE to pay
Now Carol from your DEBT Collection department tells me THE ENTIRE £80 odd Pounds detailed on this months bill is not just outstanding IT IS OVERDUE. BILL ARRIVED @ 7.45am Today BUT the FULL AMMOUNT IS WAY OVERDUE. GET REAL.
Now my situation:
I do not ring NTL tek unless NTL have an OUTAGE. when NTL have an OUTAGE it can be 2-6 weeks to fix. No I will never pay you In advance for a service I might get or might NOT.
I have been a cable customer long Before You NTL was in MY area. IV allways maintained my payments.
I Do NOT owe for what you take a month to allocate and I do not owe till the bill drops thru my door.

Now as usuall YOU will get a PAYMENT within 10 days of my BILL. However as your getting quicker to fire NON-PAYMENT accusation and SLOWER to send BILLs and ALLOCATE payments I will HAVE to spend £2 to the credit referall agencies.
IF I Find 1 Instance of NTL blackmarking me, I will QUIT your SERTVICE.
I will MAKE full RECORDS Of all the details. I WILL Then NOT PAY YOU THE LAST REMAINING OUTSTANDING BALANCE so it forces you to take me to COURT. Then I will BE elligable for Legal AID and I will Counter SUE not just for INCORRCT ACCUSATIONS but for SLANDER too, Because telling LIES to thrid parties, especially OFFICIAL third parties is 100% slander.

Now I know someone is gonna tell me use direct debit. go away. I DO NOT WRITE BLANK CHEQUES for NOONE, and the DD guarantee is not worth the paper its written on.