Helloo my internet is crap..
Ooooh sir your pings are very high from ntl base...
Yup...I know... what u gonna do?
Hold.............................................. ........................................
and hold.............................................. .......
and hold.............................................. .........
bit more hold................................
24 (yup 24 hours later...)
So you say your internet is er crap?
Yup..
Hold.............................................. .........
Hang up redial......
Aaaah Mr H.... we know your internet is crap....here's 6 weeks credit...HOLD.............
Me thinks cool 56 quid credit...HOLD............
Redial..............
No your internet isn't crap....it's you....
Hold...redial....
Hi, my name is NH...I have spoken to tech and customer services a trillion times in the last hour....
Can I have your date of birth for security reasons...
Old...
Sorrry?
Even older...
Can u hold while I see what tech are saying...
Tech here...Mr H... I can see you have a very bad problem...can u hold whilst I look into this...
More ghey muzak............................................. ...........
................more ghey muzak...........................
Can u turn your pc off please.........................
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you have a bad connection.....call customer services and make a complaint.................
Customer services say.............tech said make a complaint? Why?
Explain...............
Ghey muzak.....................
Hang up after 23 mins..........
Redial.............
Ooooooooooh your connection is crap.......call tech....
Just have they said ring you..........
Ummm...you need an engineer...putting you through.......
20 mins.......25 mins......hang up...redial...
Customer services can i help...
Explain............
You need tech...
Putting yu through...........
I could say LOL...I could swear...I just smile...........HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP PPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
