[Nikko]

I always give cyclists the right of way.

Anytime they are on a designated cycle path, with due regard to pedestrian traffic abounding, they have my utmost respect.

If, when I am out walking, they cut me up on the pavement, I slam their carbon fibre foam insert dayglo helmet as hard as I can with my fist, which normally gets their attention long enough to explain they should be on the cycle path, or failing that the road.

If I am out driving and they cut me up on the road, I slam their carbon fibre foam insert dayglo helmet as hard as I can with my front bumper, door, jack handle, fist, or passenger's handbag, which normally gets their attention long enough to explain they should be on the cycle path, or failing that tucked up at home safely in bed (as there is no need to get up 4 hours early to put on ridiculous shiny plastic long johns, a string vest, and lime green dayglo socks just to be in time [after your required shower and boost bar] for a cancelled meeting on diesel prices) and well away from the pavement which they are currently soiling with leaking blood.