Following on from the tale of the player sent off for downing a streaker, here is another football tale from todays Telegraph.
A children's football league has banned clubs from contacting a newspaper that published the result of a high-scoring match.
The Sheffield and District Junior Sunday League was angered by a report in the Derbyshire Times describing a 29-0 win as a comprehensive trouncing, saying the losers could feel humiliated. The newspaper was told it was against the league's rules to report scores over 14.
Poor little dears.
