I see that none of you really appreciate what a bad film is
You want to give this one a go,
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088392/
My DVD collection is replete with "bad" films, but this one really is terrible, so bad that I had to split watching it over two sessions. I had this on a pre-recorded VHS tape that I had been given, it ended up being used as a blank.