Funny Quotes ...
"I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona"
Mark Draper
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"
George Best
"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales"
Ron Greenwood
"Are you going to make me?"
Roy Keane
"We reckon Carlton covers every blade of grass... but then you have to if your first touch is that crap"
Dave Jones
"I am not Pele or Maradona"
Robbie Savage
"Dennis Wise, Vinnie Jones and John Fashanu must be turning in their graves"
Calton Palmer
"I don't really like the north. It's always raining, it's really cold and I don't like all those little houses"
Freddie Kanoute.
"I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly"
Andy Gray
"You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident"
Arsene Wenger
"When Manchester United are at their best I am close to orgasm"
Gianluca Vialli
"Statistics are like miniskirts: they give you good ideas but hide the important things"
Ebbe Skovdahl
"There's no chance of Sol leaving for Arsenal. He is a Spurs fan and there's not a hope in hell of him playing in an Arsenal shirt"
Tottenham chairman David Buchler
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league"
Mark Viduka
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"
Stuart Pearce
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win"
Vinny Jones
"More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final"
Des Lynam
"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1"
Lawrie McMenemy
"All these Viallis, Vieiras and Viagras. I don't know who they all are these days. I like names like Cullis and Wright"
Sir Jack Hayward
"I can't even remember when the Seventies was"
Robbie Keane
"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath"
Terry Butcher
"I could have signed for Newcastle when I was 17, but I decided I would be better off at Carlisle. I'd had a drink that night"
Peter Beardsley
"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision"
Des Lynam
