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Originally Posted by Frank
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Welcome to Canada. You need to know the following:
- this is coffee land. Actually, it is Tim Horton's land. Every Canadian must buy a coffee each morning at Tim Horton's.
- We call our money the "loony." It refers to the loon on the head. The two dollar coin is called a ... "toony." Penny = 1c, nickel = 5c, dime = 10c, and quarter = 25c.
- Do not lick a flagpole in the winter. Every Canadian has done it as a kid, and regretted it.
- When buying beer in the winter, be sure it ain't American imports. Their two-fours (24 beers in a box) has handles, but it isn't big enough to accept a hand with a mitt on it.