So they don't even offer the basics
http://www.demon.net/helpdesk/produc.../scripts.shtml
What scripts are supplied by Demon?
Only the following CGI-BINs are available. No user defined CGI-BINs are permitted:
count
A counter which is incremented every time it is run. Generally used to provide a number of visitors item. Only one counter is allowed.
imagemap
Allows areas of a single image to be defined as clickable in graphical menus etc. Any number of imagemaps can be added.
mailform
Provides a single form using the GET method which is then emailed to the fixed address
webmaster@hostname.demon.co.uk.
NOTE - It is the users responsibility as the administrator of their own Demon host to make sure that mail addressed to the webmaster is accepted by their system. (Turnpike will deliver webmaster mail to the default mailbox)
testform - As mailform, but displays the data instead of mailing it. Used for debugging.
Note that the names of these scripts must be in lower case.