[Stuartbe]

Originally Posted by Nikko

ntl regret to inform users of the unfortunate demise of Hammy, the well known & loved network hampster.

Hammy passed away doing what he loved best - running aimlessly in a straight line, knawing away to himself whilst still providing the best possible support to the many customers he serviced on a daily basis.

Whilst it will be impossible to replace Hammy in the hearts and souls of many subscribers, it is hoped that the multi million pound deal for new kit will stop them all moaning in the morning.

Additionally, a back-up system is in place, and Gus the guinea-pig is on hand to step in, in the unlikely event of a local failure.

Are you sure a donkey and a carrot on a stick have not taken over ???