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Good News! The checker indicates that ADSL Broadband is available in your area and although the preliminary check on your postcode suggests that the full range of ADSL Broadband services cannot be delivered to your address because of the long distance between you and the local telephone exchange, you
may be able to receive Broadband service at 512kilobits per second downstream and up to 256kilobits per second upstream. (The upstream speed will vary depending on the length of the telephone line connecting you to your local exchange).
Please note that a test on your telephone line will be performed should you decide to place an order, to make sure that your line is suitable before progressing the order.