The lost commandments
 

Whilst we are on the subject, here are a couple that were left off because of lack of space at the bottom of the tablet.

11) Thou shalt not be found out.

12) Thou shalt not kill, but needst not strive, officiously to keep alive. (Dating back to the Irish Famine, if I remember correctly.)

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*tsk* Stonemasons eh? :rolleyes:
:D

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And the reason for this thread is....?

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Russ! Fancy meeting you here! :D

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Yep! I just want to know whether this is just another dig at the Bible or whether it's meant as a joke, in which case I'll scoop it off to humour :)

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Tough one because no. 11 is funny but no. 12 isn't but I think it's a joke.... :)

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Me too but I'm still waiting for confirmation....:)

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Oh go on let's make it humour.

I like the story of the local vicar who had his bike stolen and decided it was time to use the 10 commandments as the theme for the Sunday service so he could identify the culprit who would look suitably guilty.

Only problem was when he got to the one about adultery he suddenly remembered where he left his bike and was too red faced to finish the sermon.

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I thought this was the Mel Brook's version:

Moses comes down from the mountain with three stone tablets...

"I have here fifteen Commandments from our Lord..."

<Trips, there is a crash>

"TEN Commandments from our Lord!"

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When I get confirmation from the thread starter! :)

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Thou shalt not cheat [img]Download Failed (1)[/img]

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if you are going to cheat ,cheat fair

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i must admit sda i am not overly keen on that smilie you used there :(

dad cheating in its very nature isnt fair :pp

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I think it's meant to be irony :D

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still dont like it :rolleyes: