The offside rule explained for women
 

Not sure if this should be here or in the Humour section, but here goes anyway...

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

Dear Girls - you have just learned the offside rule

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

:rolleyes:

Dad taught me when I was old enough to learn it :p:

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Yeah, but that was only yesterday ;) :p:

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Don't be silly Nugget, it was this lunchtime.

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Nugget, I'd put that asbestos suit on stand by if I was you:D

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Hmmm, Nugget & nffc :redcard:

...Havent you two got better things to do like being off somewhere playing with your conkers ;)

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Oh balls...

/whips

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Don't be silly - I've been living with Mrs Nug for 5½ years. She took my conkers off me ages ago :erm: :D

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Ellie, didn't you know that Nugget's real surname is Bobbit :Yikes:

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

now, can you send this to the Linesman Association so they can learn it too

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

:tiptoe:

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OK, who had 2 days before Incog would relent and post in the sports forum in the CF sweeps? You get a CF goodie bag :)

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Football is like Yorkie bars.......Not for girls.


Have you noticed how boring the match is now its a family thing?
And when the girls run on the pitch baring their fantastic spheres they get banned from the ground!!!!

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Better... ;)

Re: The offside rule explained for women
 

Anyone who mentions women,and the offside rule in football will get my attention.

Mind forget anything do do with explaining the rules of cricket..hubby has been trying for 35 years...:p: ;)