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Anonymouse 05-11-2025 11:14

Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Yes, folks, Mutant 59 is now real!

Makes sense - plastic waste is ubiquitous. A fundamental rule of nature is that if there's something to eat, then there's something to eat it, or there will be. They do have plenty of it to scoff. Doubtless they'll evolve to expand their food range.

Of course, if these bacteria mutate to eat other plastics, such as, oh, I don't know, electrical insulation (and bacteria are good at mutating), then they really are a real-life Mutant 59...and our plastics-dependent civilisation is in trouble. :erm:

Could be useful...if they're controlled. Dr. Simon Ainslie had the same idea.

Carth 05-11-2025 12:43

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
"oh Jeremy . . "

"yes Cynthia darling, what is it? "

"something appears to be eating our £3.4 million super yacht"

"don't be a silly girl, it's hull is made with 4 layers of indestructible plastic"

Jaymoss 05-11-2025 13:05

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carth (Post 36205909)
"oh Jeremy . . "

"yes Cynthia darling, what is it? "

"something appears to be eating our £3.4 million super yacht"

"don't be a silly girl, it's hull is made with 4 layers of indestructible plastic"

are they not fiberglass ? and larger ones metal ?

Carth 05-11-2025 13:35

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
no idea Jaymoss, you're probably correct though.

anyway, give that bacteria another few months to mutate and see how many frogmen survive . . not to mention the 'surgically enhanced' females that like a swim :D

Paul 05-11-2025 13:39

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Fiberglass is a form of plastic. :)

Taf 05-11-2025 14:47

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul (Post 36205916)
Fiberglass is a form of plastic. :)

The resin that holds the fibreglass together is a plastic.

Paul 05-11-2025 18:40

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Exactly, take that away and its just a few flimsy fibres, your boat sinks ... ;)

Jaymoss 05-11-2025 18:55

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
a big yacht would be metal according to google

RichardCoulter 05-11-2025 23:26

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Wonder if they'll eat the undersea cables used for the internet, I assume they're covered in plastic insulation?

Carth 06-11-2025 01:31

Re: Plastic-eating bacteria discovered in the ocean
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RichardCoulter (Post 36205949)
Wonder if they'll eat the undersea cables used for the internet, I assume they're covered in plastic insulation?

By the time those microbes get round to eating undersea internet cables, there will probably be nothing left on the internet that people are allowed to view . . with or without a VPN :D


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