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Maggy

04-03-2015 20:40

Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-30687171

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"Fairy control" has had to be brought in at a woods in Somerset to curb the "profusion of elfin construction".
Hundreds of fairy doors have been attached to the bases of trees in Wayford Woods, Crewkerne.
It is claimed the doors have been installed by local people so children can "leave messages for the fairies".
But trustee Steven Acreman said: "We've got little doors everywhere. We're not anti-fairies but it's in danger of getting out of control."

Oh come on..Eviction seems a bit harsh..

Gary L

04-03-2015 21:35

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

The fairies will probably move anyway. now that everyone knows where they live.

Kursk

04-03-2015 21:51

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 35762971)

The fairies will probably move anyway. now that everyone knows where they live.

Not so easy nowadays. The construction of new fairy accommodation hasn't kept pace with the volume of immigrant European fairies. We'll soon be overrun with tights, little pointy hats and those little curled up booties they wear.

It's a disgrace. Their 'fairy ways' are also forbidden by Leviticus.

Gary L

04-03-2015 21:55

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

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Originally Posted by Kursk (Post 35762976)

I don't like male fairies.

Sirius

04-03-2015 21:57

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

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Originally Posted by Maggy J (Post 35762959)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-30687171

Oh come on..Eviction seems a bit harsh..

Its a council what do you expect. :D

LondonRoad

05-03-2015 09:14

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 35762978)

I don't like male fairies.

Not sure if that's homophobic, Fairyist or homophairiest:confused:

Osem	05-03-2015 09:24

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

How long before they start getting junk and scam mail? :D

richard s

05-03-2015 11:53

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

That's what the e in e-mail stands for, I think they call it elf-mail...

What a wonderful idea though, as for it damaging the trees is poppy-cock.

Make a good home for Door Mice.

tweetiepooh

05-03-2015 16:40

Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

Good to get rid of the fairies as they are a foreign invader pushing out the native faerie who are much less inclined to cutesie public appearances and more to leading you off a cliff in the fog. No-one would ever consider putting in a door for a faerie, more like nailing them shut with silver nails coated in garlic, or is that for vampires and were wolves.

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