Originally Posted by Derek (Post 35497181)

As usual the real story isn't reported but still if it was a Greggs sausage roll he's lucky he's not being done for animal cruelty!

Originally Posted by Derek (Post 35497181)

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-...-west-20344740



As usual the real story isn't reported but still if it was a Greggs sausage roll he's lucky he's not being done for animal cruelty!

Originally Posted by Will21st (Post 35497196)

So what is the real story?

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 35497211)

The rather less sexy details are a couple of paragraphs into the story:



It seems that what he's actually in the dock for is a spectacular failure of the attitude test when asked to put the sausage rolls away. That doesn't make such a good story as "Man prosecuted for being kind to cute animals" though. Good old BBC, still ensuring the facts don't get in the way of a good story. :erm:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 35497211)

The rather less sexy details are a couple of paragraphs into the story:



It seems that what he's actually in the dock for is a spectacular failure of the attitude test when asked to put the sausage rolls away. That doesn't make such a good story as "Man prosecuted for being kind to cute animals" though. Good old BBC, still ensuring the facts don't get in the way of a good story. :erm:

Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 35497375)

if the sausage roll's where dipped in batter and deep fried in lard there would be no charge :)

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 35497211)

It seems that what he's actually in the dock for is a spectacular failure of the attitude test when asked to put the sausage rolls away.

Originally Posted by Will21st (Post 35497393)

Deep Fried Mars Bars only..... ;)