Funniest eBay car ad ever?
 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...MakeTrack=true

:D

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That's hilarious ,and will probably sell the car for him ..even though it's green

looks blue to me :shrug:

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" Good news though, my pal was let off with a caution after his dog attempted to hump an old lady that collapsed recently. He was trying to get her in the recovery position and Floyd (the dog) thought it was a game. Someone didnt see the funny side and reported the incident to the police." :D:D

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ROFL

"I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass. Also worth mentioning that this car runs on petrol which can be bought at 'petrol stations', if you are unfamiliar with these then ask someone for directions to a place that sells over priced cold sausage rolls"

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What a perfect advert! Brilliant, just brilliant! :rofl:

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I saw this the other day, with a sense of humour like that I'd probably marry him! :D

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Home wrecker! :)

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"It is with great sadness that this morning I must inform you that the mint green ford focus has been poo'd on by a bird. I have had a quick look around the neighbourhood and there was 2-3 birds that looked a bit guilty, I have issued them with verbal warnings but on this occasion I am not prepared to perform DNA testing.

I will remove the offending poo splash with my high power jet wash, I know its high power because I once shot my friend in his marble collection and I swear he had tears in his eyes. I once hid 2 sachets of brown sauce in his wallet and then forgot about it for at least 2 months until he called me from work saying words that would kill a nun instantly. The sachets had finally burst making it look like he had gone to the toilet in his pants, he wasn't allowed to go home and change so spent the whole day soiled. "

So random! :D

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What,,,,,,even if he had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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You've just described my ex :dozey:

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Have you seen her face? ;) :)

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So in answer to my question

That'll be a yes then :D:D

I must confess I nearly got busted in work for reading the advert, it wasnt the reading that gave me away, it was the fits of laughter

Right up my street :D

---------- Post added at 15:08 ---------- Previous post was at 15:07 ----------

Mantle piece and fire spring to mind :D

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Thanks for posting the link, had me in tears.