Best headlines ever.
 

From the Irish Evening Herald

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Other "best headlines ever", anyone?

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These are mine that I have collected over the years

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
War Dims Hope for Peace

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The super soaraway Sun had more than its share of crackers, back in its 80s heyday under Kelvin McKenzie. This one springs to mind:

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If it had been the clown would they have asked the hippo "did he taste funny"?:D

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https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2010/06/9.gifHawk kestrel manoeuvres in the park..... (Daily Mail)

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Gotta love the daily sport sometimes.

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This book could be a good purchase when published...

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From the ever classy New York Post:

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I say Muse at Glasto tonight - a wonderful show of um showmanship and a kick a** setlist :D

Polite and serious request to a mod - may we have the choice of a 'rockin' smilie?

Homer - your list scares me ;)

Thanks PM for reminding me - LA

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Amongst the BBC's latest headlines -

Story here and it's not what Mr LM Thinks.