Cable Forum - Skippy the bush burglar

Maybe Australia isn't the best place to emigrate to after all. Along with poisonous spiders waiting for you in the toilet, wildfires ruining your BBQ and dingos trying to eat your children you also have to contend with ninja kangaroo house invaders.

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An Australian man's missus has branded him a "hero" after he tackled a "lunatic ninja" kangaroo which rampaged through their home on the outskirts of Canberra

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wrestled the animal into a headlock and ejected it through the front door - in the process suffering "scratched buttocks and shredded underpants".

Just what was skippy trying to do to him? :shocked::erm::shocked: