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Human race to split into two sub-species

Great if you want a part in a Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter film!:D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6057734.stm

Scientists believe that humans may evolve into 2 distinct sub-species by the year 3000. This will be due to our dependancy on technology. A bit like HG Wells' Time Machine where humanity had become either Eloi or Morlock.
Personally I'd be surprised if any humans will still be around by then.:erm:

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Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Hey, does this mean the older I become, the more of these features I get...?

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"emerge"???
"Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge."

Has this guy looked around lately?

On a more serious note, the guy is weird - to quote him
"Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.
Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features"

He can forecast that we will have "bigger penises" and "pert breasts"???? He must know a lot about biology and evolution, then?

Perhaps not -
http://www.lse.ac.uk/collections/CPN...nResidence.htm
"Oliver Curry received his PhD in 2005 from the Government Department of the London School of Economics. He currently teaches Political Theory at New York University in London. Oliver is interested in evolutionary explanations of behaviour, especially human social, moral and political behaviour. He is also interested in how evolutionary explanations of moral and political thought and behaviour shed light on problems in moral and political theory. He is currently working on turning some of the predictions that evolutionary theory makes about human moral and political psychology into tractable experiments, and putting them to the test."

His current post-doc research is -
http://www.lse.ac.uk/collections/darwin/people.htm
"Oliver is currently working on turning some of the predictions that evolutionary theory makes about human moral and political psychology into tractable experiments, and putting them to the test. This includes work on the evolution of patience, on attitudes to abortion, and on moral decision-making in psychopaths."

Just realised why the penises and breasts bit was relevant - the last line in the BBC article
"He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo"

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Originally Posted by TheNorm (Post 34138693)

Hey, does this mean the older I become, the more of these features I get...?

Nah, you get the other set
"on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features" :monkey: ;)

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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34138695)

Personally, I wouldn't put it that mildly. What an idiot... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by foreverwar

Nah, you get the other set
"on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features" :monkey: ;)

Personally, I think bushy eyebrows, a large nose and ears with copious amounts of hair growing out of them are more likely.

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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34138695)

On a more serious note, the guy is weird - to quote him
"Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.
Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features"

He can forecast that we will have "bigger penises" and "pert breasts"???? He must know a lot about biology and evolution, then?

Just realised why the penises and breasts bit was relevant - the last line in the BBC article
"He carried out the report for men's satellite TV channel Bravo"

---------- Post added at 14:44 ---------- Previous post was at 14:41 ----------

Would have thought technology would have made conventional sex obsolete by then, we'd be just taking pills and pressing hands together like in the film Barbarella. :)

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Originally Posted by injuneer (Post 34138702)

Would have thought technology would have made conventional sex obsolete by then, we'd be just taking pills and pressing hands together like in the film Barbarella. :)

Or as we call it nowadays - "marriage" ;)

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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34138695)

...Nah, you get the other set
"on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features" :monkey: ;)

Sounds a bit like my grandfather... except his hairless skin extended to the top of his head.

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Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34138701)

...Personally, I think bushy eyebrows, a large nose and ears with copious amounts of hair growing out of them are more likely.

I'll be OK then! I always wanted to be a "man of the future"!!!

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Oooh, Oooh, where's the God bods... I ain't posting nothing until the God bods arrive.

<baJit>

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Can we have the accuracy of the thread title improved by changing it to "crazy loon says something on bravo"

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Originally Posted by TheBlueRaja (Post 34138707)

Oooh, Oooh, where's the God bods... I ain't posting nothing until the God bods arrive.

<baJit>

Present! :wavey:

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Aww man, no offence but your not gullible enough... :D

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Originally Posted by injuneer (Post 34138689)

Ah then my favourite SF film Gattaca isn't so far off the mark then..;) Mind I reckon the changes will take place quicker due to our manipulation of the human genome and that only the rich and wealthy of society will be able to afford the processes.That's where the underclass will begin.

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while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws,

Once min we're gettting fat, the next we're getting athletic. :spin:

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Animals adapt for survivability factors, why man developed ingenious thought methods of using tools and why the Giraffe have big ******* necks for getting to beat the rest of the animals eating on the Savanna.

Anyway, on a side note, haven't women got bigger breasts in the short past because of drinking cows milk with bovine hormones in it?

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Originally Posted by jtwn (Post 34138729)

...Anyway, on a side note, haven't women got bigger breasts in the short past because of drinking cows milk with bovine hormones in it?

Don't believe any girl who tells you that. They are filled with silicone. Full stop.