The CF Novel
 

OK. Here's the deal.

We write a collaborative novel. It needs to make sense rather than turning surreal like the other continuous thread we had a while back. Post one sentence at a time.

Theme:
Tom Gordolf (009) is a British Secret Service agent with MI5. He is 31 years old and has been employed as an agent for 11 years. He is unmarried but not unlike Bond, likes women but is not in any way sexist....He is balding and originates from South Wales. He has a keen interest in media studies and can often be found browsing the internet....

I'll start...

It was a dark September morning and the birds were starting to circle the tower above the courtyard in the country-house hotel where Tom Gordolf had slept that night......

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As he dressed he mulled over the events of the last few days that had forced him to stay at the hotel...........

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Unfortunetly as he was mulling over these events he failed to notice the assassin sneaking out of the wardrobe holding a.....

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single red rose in her teeth.

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Although she did not know it at the time, placing the rose between her teeth was to be a fatal mistake....

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Gordolf was allergic to roses. Must you try and surprise me every time Penelope? Surely a phone call now and again would be more appropriate.

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Penelope tried to speak but felt a little pr1ck in her mouth,





..... she had forgotten about the rose........

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You know thats not my style, said Penelope - dropping the rose to the ground - besides, it wouldnt be as much fun, keeping you on your toes an honing my...

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...reflexes, by the way we have a little job for you. It should suit a man with a ...

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high profile such as yourself, a man with...

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a keen interest in media studies.

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and a voice like yours this should suit you to a T......

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We have recently received intelligence suggesting that the chinese have their troops on a high state of alert, of course they deny this saying that they are merely running a large scale training excersise, however there is a more worrying development which we have uncovered...

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...someone has kidnapped the three military leaders that sit on China's governing council and inserted a large.....

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radioactive sheep