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Gamer's Manifesto

A glorious rant here, well worth reading before it gets Slashdotted :
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/...manifesto.html

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14. Seriously, get rid of the crates

The crate has long been held up as a symbol of lazy game art design, a crutch that game level decorators have been falling back on for fifteen damned years. Come to think of it, have you ever actually seen one of those wooden crates in real life? And did you smash it to see if there were bullets and medicine inside?

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THE VERY FIRST ****ING PERSON TO EVER PUT A JUMPING PUZZLE IN A FIRST-****ING PERSON GAME SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED, TIED DOWN AND HAD HIS EARS FILLED WITH P***.

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Warning, contains some bad language...

Re: Gamer's Manifesto

Heh, very funny, and very true :D

I remember seeing crates for the first time in Sabotuer which is almost 20 years old.

Re: Gamer's Manifesto

I think I first saw them in Robocop on the Amstrad CPC464, or maybe Alien Breed on the Amiga 500. :)

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Originally Posted by Gareth

Heh, very funny, and very true :D

I remember seeing crates for the first time in Sabotuer which is almost 20 years old.

Truly Class Game!!